Well I just took this test and here’s the death sentence score and description I received:

Your Score Is 56
In today’s world, Candida often accumulates in the body much faster than it can be eliminated. A score between 55-64 indicates moderate to advanced yeast connected health problems. A Candida cleanse is needed, both to rid your body of the unpleasant symptoms you are experiencing and to finally achieve the lasting health results you want.

Oh joy.

Well, I plan to be in the denial phase for a while.  Heh.